SEX EVOLUTION IN DIFFERENT GENERATIONS.



Every generation has that one one thing that is very superior to the previous generation. The Gen Zs for example are well learned and are tech savvy. They are well informed and know whatever is happening. The millennials also had their own characteristic that was distinct from the boomers.

That aside, today I want to talk about sex and it's evolution from the boomers to the Gen Zs.

In the early 80's , sex was very sacred. It was limited to only those who had were those who were married  although there were sneaky characters who got it anyway.

Chastity was treasured greatly especially women since there is no way of knowing a virgin male unless....he misses hitting the bullseye but anyway who can be sure about it ?

People of this generation were never generous in biological warfare as it is today.

Sex topics could never be discussed in the presence of children. It was a sacred act of enjoyment and not everyone could pluck the fruits without ploughing.

Then it came to the millennials who started enjoying the rights of "Solomon" in the late nineties. These were a little bit more conservative but still enjoyed the act without the "consent" of the parents.

This generation would only enjoy free sex in special occasions like Disco matanga and arita.

Millennials were the victims of STIs since there was no exposure on how to have protected sex . Many unwanted pregnancies were also characterized by this generation. 

Daktari wa miti shamba were the celebs of those days since they could decide your fate. This generation made sure that we all know what happens at Koinange Streets since sex bacame a commodity of trade. Give me the money ,you get pleasure.

Ndudhi guys were also not left behind. They would carry people and in return they got "carried" by the carriers.

Sex for favors became rampant .

Then the Gen Zs entered the stage with a totally different game.

Purely sex, no strings attached. It was here where we saw the introduction of "body count".

People would even start competing to see who has the highest body count. Those with a body count of bellow ten are considered amateurs in bedminton.

This generation introduced new elements in the game, for example waist beads with funny but enticing messages eg " Leo ni Yako, usijinyime".

It was here where body count graduates would sign off the stage with a colorful tattoo.

Besties could smash your woman in your own house and you can't say shit .

"Cousins" became very deadly in chewing their fellow "cousins".

This generation was heroic in whatever they did. Parents would know that the kid is having intercourse and the only thing they could say is " jichunge usipate bol na kupeana mimba".

Sex could now be ordered online the same way we order Bolt.

Friends with benefits was also another term introduced by them. This meant that a friend could also organize mechi without attachment.

Here, people would meet in clubs , get drunk and then smash on the same day without knowing each other's name.

Contraceptives meant that the fear was gone and clouds could now gather.

We saw funny things such as threesome, foursome and throuple emerge as it was now evident that having sex was as easy as drinking water.

Introduction of sex toys took it to another level.

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